Tuesday, 13 October 2009

Finally,

finally, finally got round to uploading some of my photographs onto Photobucket. Still not entirely sure how the whole shebang works plus little angry boxes keeping popping up insistently warning me something may not be safe. But hey-ho, whats life without a little risk and mystery (although that I get this risk and mystery from my Photobucket account is more than a little concerning).

It has to be said I am a bit of a geek when it comes to birds and a low level amateur twitcher in my spare time (this basically involves me running about the garden, squinting up at various trees asking 'what's that? what's that?' as birds tweet elusively above me).

The blackbirds that visit our garden nest in nearby bushes and trees and are relatively tame. In the summer, when they get used to you being out in the garden, they will come hopping and pecking quite close.
Below pics are of a blackbird spotted on the flat roof outside my sister's bedroom window.












Hope you like them.
Until next time chickadees.

x

Monday, 12 October 2009

Altogether now....

.....awwwww

This story in the paper made me go giddy due to the sheer adorableness -




"Baby pygmy hedgehogs have taken over one woman's life - after she took 24 of them into her home.

Ashleigh Hunt, 20, currently has two dozen of baby African Pygmy Hedgehogs, which fit neatly into the palm of a hand and are Britain's latest must-have mini-pet.

Demand for the hedgehogs has spiralled in recent months after it emerged the tiny creatures, which weigh between 12 and 18 ounces (0.3kg), can sell for up to £200 each.
The tiny creatures are given the run of Ashleigh’s house and keep popping up in unlikely places such as tea pots and egg cups. Ashleigh was given her first three hogs 18 months ago by a friend.
She has since been given another seven and overseen the birth of a further 14 at her home in Flore, Northants. Ashleigh said: “I look after mine really well but they do have a habit of escaping and running round the house. They get everywhere.“I have found them in cupboards, snuggled up in my bed. They even line up and watch the TV with me at night. They will happily fall asleep in the palm of your hand once they trust you.” Pygmy hedgehogs are native to Egypt and are sold in specialist pet shops across the UK. They became popular as pets in the US in the 90s."


I repeat:

They even line up and watch TV with me at night !!!
They will happily fall asleep in the palm of your hand once they trust you !!!!!
WARNING:CUTE OVERLOAD!!!!!!
Can I have one? Prett please? I promise I'll look after it! Carrying it round in my pocket and sitting it on my desk at work is proper care for a pygmy animal right?

Hope I have fulfilled my duty in brightening up your Monday.
I apologise if you have exploded with glee or giggled helplessly due to the sweetness of the Pygmy hedgehogs.

Au revoir
x

I can't resist and I'm pretty sure you wont be able to either-

Friday, 9 October 2009

Ruler of my Heart.



Last night - As I walked to the train station after work (I know walking to and from work!) I spy police and police dogs looking in man holes. 'What the devil?' I think to myself as I skipped to the station.*

This morning - loads of police, police vans, cordens and TV crews because.......da da da daaa, the Queen, Prince Charles and Prince William are all going to be just down the road from me today at St Pauls Cathedral! I am a sucker for the Royal family, getting ridiculously excited when they are in my vicinity. Sure they don't technically do much and today there will be chaos when they arrive including - huge crowds, check. Crazy traffic, double check. Tourist heaven, you betcha.

But frankly my dear I don't give a monkeys- it's the Queen.
I've practised my curtsey and everything.
Well, you never know when it might come in handy.
Plus I am convinced that some day I will be invited for tea at Buckingham Palace (I have no particular reasoning behind this assumption and have simply decided that this will happen.)



Both the above cushions are available at Etsy and the below
rather cool Tatler cover is to celebrate their 300th year.

Despite having the beginnings of a cold I feel in a pretty good mood today (this may have something to do with the face it's Friday of course) and am looking forward to the weekend even though I have no fixed plans (though I'm pretty sure it will involve shopping and sleeping which is a pretty good combination you gotta admit).
Currently bombarding said cold with vitamins, Actimel, thai chicken soup and exercise (hence the out of character exertion in walking to and from work) whilst firmly telling myself I am not unwell, I will not get a cold, I am the picture of health.
It's all about the willpower right?
Promise that this weekend I will try to upload some of my photos which will hopefuly appear on here next week.
Have a good Friday and a lovely weekend my chickadees.
x

p.s. after publishing this post on here, discovered that by coincidence yesterday was in fact National Poetry day!
* in place of 'skipped' read power walk with appropriate speed face.

Thursday, 8 October 2009

MISSING: Season of Mists

Here there have been downpours of rain and grey skys, cold dampness and clouds and, for a few days, I thought Autumn had abandoned me. Where was the sharp, clear brightness an Autumn morning brings? Where was that deliciously crisp freshness which I drink in like a tonic for my soul?

Today, it arrived. The Autumn morning sun hung low and heavy in the sky, glancing off the queuing cars, creating a hundred more tiny suns on windscreens to blind passers by.

Instead of catching the bus I walked in to work from the train station and felt my heart to be lighter than it has been for days as I stepped through the streets of London, the chill of the morning air bringing a glow to my cheeks as well as my heart.


A couple of days ago I decided that each Thursday I shall put a piece of poetry up on this blog (however, I make no promises as to how long this self - induced discipline will last!). This decision is partly to encourage me to read and seek out more poetry, partly because most of the best poetry I know of has been introduced to me by other people and the thought that I could introduce someone out there to a new and beloved poem is quite exciting, and partly because it is often so much easier to express a view in someone elses words than your own (though if my courage holds out one or two of my own attempts shall appear before you).

Here is a perfect example which I hope you enjoy - a favourite poem describing my favourite season:

Ode To Autumn
by John Keats

Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness!
Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun;
Conspiring with him how to load and bless
With fruit the vines that round the thatch-eaves run;
To bend with apples the mossed cottage trees,
And fill all fruit with ripeness to the core;
To swell the gourd, and plump the hazel shells
With a sweet kernel; to set budding more,
And still more, later flowers for the bees,
Until they think warm days will never cease,
For Summer has o'erbrimmed their clammy cells.


Who hath not seen thee oft amid thy store?
Sometimes whoever seeks abroad may find
Thee sitting careless on a granary floor,
Thy hair soft-lifted by the winnowing wind,
Or on a half-reaped furrow sound asleep,
Drowsed with the fume of poppies, while thy hook
Spares the next swath and all its twinèd flowers;
And sometimes like a gleaner thou dost keep
Steady thy laden head across a brook;
Or by a cider-press, with patient look,
Thou watchest the last oozings hours by hours.


Where are the songs of Spring? Ay, where are they?
Think not of them, thou hast thy music too, -
While barred clouds bloom the soft-dying day,
And touch the stubble-plains with rosy hue;
Then in a wailful choir the small gnats mourn
Among the river sallows, borne aloft
Or sinking as the light wind lives or dies;
And full-grown lambs loud bleat from hilly bourn;
Hedge-crickets sing; and now with treble soft
The redbreast whistles from a garden-croft;
And gathering swallows twitter in the skies.

Monday, 5 October 2009

Happy time.

I wasn't going to post today but figured you might need cheering up on this grey rainy day.

Here you go then -
Stormtroopers and kittens, together at last.

No, no. No need to thank me, just doing my duty as a loving blogger.


I know I've mentioned him before but find more of the same here. Another one of those ideas I wish I had thought of.

x

P.S. Another installment in the hilariously embarrassing moments in the life of Humble Magnificent - at lunch I spilt coke (cola not drugs) all over my mouse and mouse mat at work - mmmm sticky.
P.P.S. I literally just broke the pedal on the bin in the Ladies loo.
P.P.P.S. If we do actually live in some kind of Truman Show reality, the producers must be making an absolute fortune from my misfortunes.

Friday, 2 October 2009

Today.

Today I saw - 1) actual men with actual guns at the train station (they were police men, not scary gunmen just to reassure you).
2) a man with a trilby hat and a pipe looking very dapper.

Today I ate - duck and hoi sin noodles. Yummy yum yum.
A sausageroll (pastry not bread) with toamato ketchup baked in it. Not so yummy yum yum.

Today I heard - a boy beatboxing as he walked along. I was tempted to walk along side him and join in (that I can't actually beatbox very well is beside the point). I like to imagine that if I had, everyone else would have joined in too in the style of an old-school musical (synchronised dance moves included obv.)

Today I smiled at - 1) the man who gives me the City A.M. paper in the morning I got the last one today and he said "you're lucky, it's my last one!" and I felt lucky.
2) the lady who sat next to me on the train and the lady I sat next to on the bus - the former looked at me as though I was odd, the latter offered me a polo mint.

Today I love - this blog. I mean I seriously love it.

Thursday, 1 October 2009

Confessions of a Home Girl




One week ago:

Colleague1: We're all going for drinks next Friday for Bob's* leaving do. Are you coming?
Me in head: No
Me out loud: Sure why not.
Me in head: Damn. Oh well, plenty of time to think up an excuse.


One week later (i.e. now):

Colleague1: Still on for drinks tomorrow right?
Me in head: Buggerbuggerbugger
Me out loud: Oh, erm no, didn't I say? *clears throat* something's come up so 'fraid I can't.
Colleague2: Oh what's that?
Me out loud: *high pitched vioice* dinner. Yep dinner with... some... friends. Unavoidable I'm afraid.
Colleague1: Oh, how about next week?
Me out loud: Sure!
Me in head: DAMN!

OK, ok, I admit it I'm a homebody. I'm a girl whose heart is where the home is. There, I've said it. I live with my superlovelyfavegirl sister and though I love a great night out with my fab friends as much as the next girl, I would rather spend an evening at home with Sis and a good DVD than go out with people I'm not crazy about.

I find the people I get on best with are those with whom I don't have to pretend I had a Kerazeee night out on Saturday night then spent Sunday Massively hungover when in fact I spent Saturday night watching Lord of the Rings and Sunday playing badminton and gardening.


By the way I trust this goes no further than you guys, ok?

And if anyone asks, last Saturday was Wicked man, we got sooo drunk we were Wasted innit. Got that?

Phew.

Oh yeah, and if anyone knows of a good excuse then feel free pass it on.

Love,
your Home Girl
x


*Bob is not his real name. Names changed to protect identities.